This chick irritates me! First of all, "No cell phones on the honeymoon". Seriously? If you have existed in the past 10 years, you know that people take their cell phones everywhere. Why not have it on the honeymoon? With limitations, of course. But, c'mon its the freakin McRib!
"I married a 14 year old" What the hell does that mean? The man wants a McRib. I'm sure there is a McDonald's somewhere around you.